we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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