hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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