bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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