I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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