when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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