yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
is wine microwaveable?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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