I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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