haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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