Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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