so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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