so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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