well most of my day revolves around power hour
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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