What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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