i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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