David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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