Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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