u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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