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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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