Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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