i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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