i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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