Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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