from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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