So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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