no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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