hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
