Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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