i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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