This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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