guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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