So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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