girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i love accidental penises.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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