We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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