we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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