This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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