is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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