you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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