I must be too annoying 4 u.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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