She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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