I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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