Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The ass gains better be worth it
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