It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
