Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
