are you so shy because you have an std?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i think i have herpe
just one?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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