You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The air was thick with penises
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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