I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize