I cockslap morals
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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