fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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