I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah