No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My vagina is very pro this idea
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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