just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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