I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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