Christians are straight up FREAKS
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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