Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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