found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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